How come you say you will and then you won't You change your mind and then you say you don't The mystery is why I play the goat The mystery you call love Sometimes you're like an eagle strong like a rock Other times it seems you get unlocked And all your worst fears come tumbling out Into the street, into the snow I remember when you had a dream Everything was what it seemed to be But now nightmares replace everything And everything you see is wrong You said we'd meet but you're two hours late You said you thought someone had picked your gate So you hid and were afraid to wait Seeing shadows in the snow Seeing shadows in the snow Now your friend Godfrey is a perfect choice One minute down next time rejoice, He seems to have found the perfect voice Paranoia key of E Let's say everything he says is true You love me but I cheat on you And in my bedroom is a female zoo Worse then Clinton in prime time I swear to you I'm not with Jill or Joyce Or Cyd or Sherry or Darlene or worse I'm not kissing you while inside I curse Paranoia key of E Let's play a game the next time we meet, ah I'll be the hands and you be the feet And together we will keep the beat To paranoia key of E Now, you know mania's in the key of B Psychosis in the key of C Let's hope that we're not meant to be In paranoia key of E Anorexia is in G flat And F is anything I've left out Dyslexia, kleptomania and vertigo Patricide A, matricide D the same schizos Paranoia key of E Let's have a coda in the key of K Something that only we can play Maybe we'll light up like a hundred K Paranoia out of key Paranoia key of E Paranoia key of E Anorexia, dyslexia Kleptomania, patricide A, matricide D, vertigo, schizos Paranoia key of E, paranoia Paranoia, paranoia, paranoia key of E Paranoia, paranoia, paranoia key of E.