[00:17.58] Hey [00:18.66] Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya [00:20.80] There never was a city kid truer and bluer [00:23.38] There's more to me than you'll ever know [00:25.74] And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh [00:27.66] Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery [00:30.01] Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery [00:32.68] Words flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon [00:34.78] And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion [00:37.31] I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib [00:39.77] I took off her moccasins and put on the bib [00:42.01] Wheelin' and dealin', I make a little bit of a stealin' [00:44.16] I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peelin' [00:46.74] Your body's on time and your mind is appealin' [00:49.16] Starin' at the cracks up there up on the ceilin' [00:51.58] Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin' [00:53.88] I'm talking to a girl, telling her I'm all-knowing [00:56.24] She's talking to the kid (who? to the kid) [00:58.57] I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did [01:00.97] Hey ladies, get funky [01:06.69] All the ladies in the house [01:11.34] The ladies, the ladies [01:14.24] Well, me in the corner with a good-lookin' daughter [01:17.38] I dropped my drawers, said, "Welcome back Kotter" [01:19.47] We was cuttin' up the rug, she started cuttin' up the carpet [01:22.33] In my apartment, I begged her please stop it [01:24.48] The gift of gab is the gift that I have [01:26.82] And that girl ain't nothin' but a crab [01:29.17] Educated, no, stupid, yep [01:31.51] And when I say stupid, I mean stupid fresh [01:33.38] I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge [01:36.23] I'm Adam and I'm adamant about livin' large [01:38.36] With the white sassoons and the looks that kill [01:40.96] Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville [01:43.21] I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie [01:45.69] I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty [01:47.93] 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around [01:50.32] You be listenin' to my records, a number one sound [01:52.47] Just step, step to the rhythm, step, step to the ride [01:55.02] I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside [01:57.33] Tune in, turn on, to my tune that's live [01:59.75] Ladies flock like bees to a hive [02:02.04] Hey ladies, get funky [02:07.40] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies [02:12.10] Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies [02:15.19] One more time, ain't it funky now [02:16.77] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [02:20.97] Hey ladies [02:23.54] Ain't it funky now [02:24.35] You know that [02:25.65] She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore [02:27.92] She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door [02:30.58] Break up with your girl, it ended in tears [02:32.99] Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear [02:35.00] I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin' [02:37.35] The phone booth on the corner is damp, and it's stinkin' [02:39.70] She said come on over, it was me that she missed [02:41.88] I threw that trash can through her window 'cause you know I got dissed [02:44.47] Your old lady left you and you went insane [02:46.88] You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 Train [02:48.97] Well, take my advice at any price [02:51.53] A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man [02:54.11] Suckin' down pints 'til I didn't know [02:56.23] Woke up in the morning with the one Ton Ho [02:58.60] 'Cause I announce, I like girls that bounce [03:00.92] With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce [03:03.34] Girls with curls, and big long locks [03:05.65] And beatnik chicks, just wearing their smocks [03:08.24] Walkin' high and mighty like she's number one [03:10.61] She thinks she's the passionate one [03:12.77] Hey ladies, get funky [03:19.79] What's that? [03:21.07] Good god [03:24.10] Good god, dance [03:28.17] Good god [03:29.65] Baby, baby, baby, baby [03:37.59] Ain't it funky, brother? [03:39.04] He, ha, ha, ha [03:41.63] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies [03:45.22] Hey, hey ladies [03:46.89]