I was a teenage werewolf Braces on my fangs I was a teenage werewolf And no one even said thanks And no one made me stop I had a teen-land mind I had to blow my top And under teen full moon No one could make me stop No one could make me stop A teenage werewolf A parallel bars A teenage girlfriend Got a lot of scars Somebody please, make me stop Please, stop You know, I have puberty rights And I have puberty wrongs No one understood me All my teeth were so long Ooh, and no one made me stop No, good God A Mid-west monster Of the highest grade All my teachers thought It was growing pains, oh no no Ahh, somebody stop this pain