[00:12.06] I took her out, it was a Friday night [00:15.10] I wore cologne to get the feeling right [00:17.97] We started making out [00:19.68] And she took off my pants [00:21.01] But then I turned on the TV [00:23.77] And that's about the time she walked away from me [00:27.00] Nobody likes you when you're 23 [00:30.05] And are still more amused by TV shows [00:32.84] What the hell is ADD? [00:34.25] My friends say I should act my age [00:36.47] What's my age again? [00:37.87] What's my age again? [00:42.24] Then later on, on the drive home [00:45.57] I called her mom from a payphone [00:48.47] I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail [00:51.38] This state looks down on sodomy [00:54.23] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me [00:57.63] Nobody likes you when you're 23 [01:00.68] And are still more amused by prank phone calls [01:03.46] What the hell is call ID? [01:04.93] My friends say I should act my age [01:07.07] What's my age again? [01:08.52] What's my age again? [01:11.35] [01:32.46] And that's about the time she walked away from me [01:35.90] Nobody likes you when you're 23 [01:39.07] And you still act like you're in freshman year [01:41.93] What the hell is wrong with me? [01:43.26] My friends say I should act my age [01:45.26] (What's my age again?) [01:46.51] (What's my age again?) That's about the time that she broke up with me (please stay with me) [01:49.69] No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me) [01:52.93] With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me) [01:55.72] Why would you wish that on me? [01:56.97] I never wanna act my age (please stay with me) [01:59.12] What's my age again? [02:00.83] What's my age again? [02:03.17] [02:14.84] What's my age again? [02:15.69]