Zardu Hasslefrau Zardu Hasslefrau Getting down and dirty with a Procyon Lotor Got no people skills but he's good with motors That weird thing by his side's an infantilized sequoia The two of them walk by, people say, "Oh boy-a!" They ask me why I'm bringing a baby into battle That's really irresponsible and getting them rattled I say give me a break, get off my back, dammit! I didn't learn parenting - my Daddy was a planet! Zardu Hasslefrau Zardu Hasslefrau, hey! Zardu Hasslefrau Zardu Hasslefrau, hey! In these times of hardship, just remember We Are Groot