[00:01.59] It's a god-awful small affair [00:05.88] To the girl with the mousy hair [00:09.80] But her mummy is yelling, "No!" [00:14.09] And her daddy has told her to go [00:17.96] But her friend is nowhere to be seen [00:21.84] Now she walks through her sunken dream [00:25.59] To the seat with the clearest view [00:29.59] And she's hooked to the silver screen [00:33.83] But the film is a saddening bore [00:37.50] For she's lived it ten times or more [00:41.56] She could spit in the eyes of fools [00:45.69] As they ask her to focus on [00:48.47] Sailors fighting in the dance hall [00:52.49] Oh man, look at those cavemen go [00:58.94] It's the freakiest show [01:02.70] Take a look at the lawman [01:06.22] Beating up the wrong guy [01:08.60] Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know [01:14.11] He's in the best-selling show [01:17.62] Is there life on Mars? [01:29.67] [01:42.00] It's on America's tortured brow [01:45.93] That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow [01:50.15] Now the workers have struck for fame [01:54.40] 'Cause Lennon's on sale again [01:58.02] See the mice in their million hordes [02:01.82] From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads [02:05.65] "Rule, Britannia" is out of bounds [02:09.63] To my mother, my dog and clowns [02:13.77] But the film is a saddening bore [02:17.50] 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more [02:21.29] It's about to be writ again [02:24.85] As I ask you to focus on [02:27.78] Sailors fighting in the dance hall [02:32.50] Oh man, look at those cavemen go [02:37.95] It's the freakiest show [02:41.94] Take a look at the lawman [02:45.24] Beating up the wrong guy [02:47.34] Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know [02:53.14] He's in the best-selling show [02:57.18] Is there life on Mars? [03:10.14]