[00:00.32] I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in [00:04.04] It's like the bottom of the ninth, and I'm never gonna win [00:07.56] This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be [00:12.07] (Tell me what you want) [00:13.99] I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs [00:17.68] And a bathroom I can play baseball in [00:20.82] And a king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me [00:25.52] (Uh, so what you need?) [00:27.39] I'll need a credit card that's got no limit [00:30.78] And a big black jet with a bedroom in it [00:34.20] Gonna join the mile high club at 37,000 feet [00:38.31] (Been there, done that) [00:40.66] I want a new tour bus full of old guitars [00:44.03] My own star on Hollywood Boulevard [00:47.56] Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me [00:51.73] (So how you gonna do it?) [00:53.96] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame [00:57.25] I'd even cut my hair and changed my name [01:00.88] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars [01:03.98] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars [01:07.67] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap [01:11.08] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat [01:14.17] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [01:17.43] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars [01:20.82] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [01:24.05] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair and, well [01:28.24] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [01:33.39] Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [01:40.26] I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels [01:44.10] Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes [01:47.43] Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free [01:51.59] (I'll have the quesadilla, haha!) [01:53.94] I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion [01:57.48] Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion [02:00.76] Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me [02:05.33] (So how you gonna do it?) [02:07.38] I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame [02:10.57] I'd even cut my hair and changed my name [02:14.25] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars [02:17.27] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars [02:21.06] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap [02:24.35] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat [02:27.56] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [02:30.82] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars [02:34.19] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [02:37.53] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair [02:40.75] And we'll hide out in the private rooms [02:44.14] With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who [02:47.79] They'll get you anything with that evil smile [02:50.73] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well [02:54.92] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [03:00.64] I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors [03:04.00] Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser [03:07.49] I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs [03:10.78] Lip sync 'em every night, so I don't get 'em wrong [03:15.73] Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars [03:18.84] And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars [03:22.62] The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap [03:25.91] We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat [03:29.09] And we'll hang out in the coolest bars [03:32.32] In the V.I.P. with the movie stars [03:35.83] Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there [03:39.07] Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blond hair [03:42.36] And we'll hide out in the private rooms [03:45.63] With the latest dictionary, and today's who's who [03:49.32] They'll get you anything with that evil smile [03:52.38] Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well [03:56.59] Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [04:02.00] Hmm, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar [04:05.98]